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Encore! Encore! Encore!

Summary:

A collection of the Hi-Fi RUSH ficlet writing requests I've done!
Rating:
  • General Audiences
Archive Warning:
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
  • F/F
Character:
  • Korsica
  • Peppermint
  • Chai
  • 808
  • CNMN
  • Macaron
Relationship:
  • Korsica/Peppermint
  • The Tea-m
Additional Tags:
  • Multiple POV
  • Post-Game
  • Fluff
  • Pre-Relationship
  • Mutual Pining
  • Costumes
  • Costume Party

I’ll Be Yours if You’ll Be Mine

Requests:

Sent by pixxyofice. Are as follows: "i know the costumes are just for fun but. what if they were just doing it for fun and korsica was like 'i want peppermint and i to swap' surprising everyone including peppermint. and korsica herself," and, "teehee. hello. korsimint dancing. that's it that's the prompt. pining is great"

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The hideout is abuzz with chatter as the gang discusses ideas for an upcoming costume party. Apparently, Roxanne wanted to do something that would help everyone destress. It's definitely needed, considering how, otherwise, they would all be busy working and talking about it right now instead of hanging out.

At first, they were fine just each doing their own thing. But then CNMN suggested going in matching costumes. Things sort of spiralled from there. Hell, they even entertained the idea of dressing up as the old department heads! Before realizing that that might be better suited for Halloween.

"Oh, oh—we could all go as each other!" Chai suggests.
808 nods her head enthusiastically.
"That's not a bad idea," Peppermint comments.
"Sounds good to me!" Macaron says with a grin.
CNMN claps his hands together. "Ooo, how fun! I am all for this!"

They all look to Korsica when she doesn't say anything.

"You in, Kors?" Chai asks.
"Only if I get to go as Peppermint," she replies.

Her eyes widen. So does everyone else's. Then, a knowing smirk spreads across Chai's face.

"Peppermint, huh? Why do you wanna go as her?"

"Uh—I—just...thought it'd be...a nice change of pace," she responds after a moment. Her face is tinged pink. "I wear red all the time...why not try blue?"

"Well, um—i-if you're gonna go as me, then it only makes sense that I go as you," Peppermint says. She has a slowly growing blush on her own face.

Their eyes meet. Korsica offers a small smile. Peppermint returns it.

Chai opens his mouth to say something, but must think better of it, because he claps his hands, catching their attention.

"Well, with you two settled, that just leaves us four! So! Who wants to be me?"

Peppermint rolls her eyes, shaking her head fondly.


Peppermint almost chokes on her drink as she watches Chai and CNMN twirl around on the dance floor. The huge height difference between them forces the former to literally stand on their feet in order to make it less awkward. She's honestly surprised they're even dancing together.

She shakes her head fondly as she catches her breath. Letting her gaze wander, she wonders where Korsica went off to. The last time Peppermint saw her was not long after they all walked in together.

Maybe she's by the drinks table? Peppermint ought to head over there, anyways. Her glass is almost empty.

As she goes, she keeps an eye out for any signs of a tall, red ponytail—only to remember that Korsica dyed her hair for her costume. She facepalms with a sigh.

"What's wrong?" a familiar voice asks.

Peppermint moves her hand out of her face to see Korsica. She looks concerned.

"Oh, uh...nothing! Just—Chai and CNMN look ridiculous!"

They both turn to look, just in time to see CNMN pick Chai up and spin him around in the air.

Peppermint snorts. Korsica sighs.

"Not sure why those two thought dancing together would be a good idea. But at least they're having fun."

When Peppermint looks back at Korsica, she can't help but admire her.

The blues—Peppermint's blues—of her outfit look good on her. A little odd, but only because she almost always wears red. But considering how they've been around each other practically all day, Peppermint feels like she should be used to it. Nothing's changed. It's still the same blue from before.

That is, until the lights shift, taking on a red hue.

The blue changes into a soft purple. Peppermint's heart skips a beat.

Then, Korsica is looking at her, her face lit up in red from the side. Her eyes glint.

Heat rushes to Peppermint's face.

"Say...would you...like to dance?" Korsica asks. She offers a hand.
"Oh—uh—I don't think that's a good idea."
"Oh." Her gaze drops to the floor. "I see..."
"Wait!" Peppermint grabs her hand as it starts to fall.

Korsica looks up at her.

"It's not that I don't want to dance with you. I just...don't know how," she explains.
"Oh! Well—we don't have to slow dance. We could just..."

Korsica gestures to Chai and CNMN, who, at this point, aren't dancing together so much as just near one another. It's far from fancy or proper.

It's fun.

Peppermint takes her hand.
"Sounds like a plan."

Rating:
  • General Audiences
Archive Warning:
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
  • Gen
Character:
  • Chai
  • 808
  • Macaron
  • Peppermint
  • KEM-0N0
  • Korsica
Relationship:
  • 808 & Chai
  • The Tea-m
  • Chai & KEM-0N0
  • 808 & KEM-0N0
Additional Tags:
  • Chai's POV
  • Post-Game
  • Fluff
  • Shenangians

A Surprising New Friend

Request:

Sent by spacecatsaremadeofdarkmatter. Is as follows: "May I request Chai and 808 meeting a friendly KEM-0N0?"

Work Text:

"Oh, hey, never noticed this before!"

Chai jogs over to the door he spotted, 808 following in her orb form. It's orange and grey, with a familiar, large, glowing orange crack running through the center of it. The screen above it says, "Locked," in big red letters.

He looks over to 808. "Think you could bust this open, Macaron?"
Her lights turn green. "You bet!"

Macaron falls into view. Chai and 808 step aside. As he rears back to punch it, Chai punches the air on beat, cheering him on. With a single swing, the door bursts open.

He leaps out of view as Chai runs into the room.

"Thanks!"
"No prob, lil' guy."

"Huh...pretty dark in here..."

The light that comes in from the hall behind them doesn't reveal much. There aren't any in here that can help. None that still work, anyways.

There's rubble everywhere—aside from the remains of the door. Either this place got totally destroyed, or it's under construction. Probably the second one. Most places around campus seem to be. For whatever reason. Chai's learned to not question it too much.

808 sticks close as they head further in. Her lights aren't strong enough to help with the dark, sadly. Not a big deal, though. His eyes will adjust eventually.

"Is this place on any maps or whatever?" he asks.
"Yeah, but it's just a storage room," Peppermint replies.
"Huh...well, nothing's being stored in here n—"

His mouth drops open as he spots a big, shiny container of gears. He beams as he races over to it.

"Ohoho, don't mind if I do!"

808 turns back into her cat form, landing on his shoulder as he crouchs down. She smiles, meowing as she hops into the container. A few gears go flying. One hits Chai in the face.

"Ack-! 808!"

She pokes her head out, eyes wide. He sighs fondly, petting her head. She purrs as she leans into his touch.

"I can't stay mad at you," he coos.

The creaking of metal echoing through the dark causes both of them to freeze.

"What was that?"

A thud comes from behind him. It's joined by the sound of clanking.

Chai leaps to his feet, whirling around as his trash collector pops out, scrap guitar forming all within the span of two beats.

808 leaps out of the container, going into her orb form.

The sight of a KEM-0N0 greets them. It's lights glow ominously in the gloom.

Chai groans. "Not one of you!"

This place is way too cramped for fighting. Especially against a KEM-0N0. How did it even get in without either of them noticing?

Chai shakes his head. Doesn't matter. He needs to focus. It could spring into action at any moment.

Twelve beats pass. It doesn't move. It just...stares at them.

Chai's brow furrows. "What the...?"

It tilts its head.

Slowly, he lowers his guitar, tilting his own head.

"Is it supposed to do this?"
"No," Korsica replies, "not at all. Well—not while here."
"Whaddya mean?"
"It's designed to be a companion for children, but—"
"It's what?! No way!"
She sighs, then continues. "Right now, it's on the offense. Or...supposed to be."

The KEM-0N0 steps forward. Chai tenses up. 808 moves a little ways away ahead of time.

However, instead of attacking, it nudges his left hand.

He blinks at it. It nudges his hand again, looking up at him with it's wide, electric blue eyes.

After a beat, Chai pats its head. Its tail flicks.
His eyes widen.

"Do you...just want pets?"

The KEM-0N0 nuzzles his hand. He huffs a laugh.

808 moves closer as Chai starts petting it properly, letting his scrap guitar fall apart. Its tail starts wagging.

The KEM-0N0 moves closer to Chai, turning to lean against him. He's forced to step back a bit from its weight.

"Geez—you're like a puppy!"

The more he pets it, the faster its tail wags. It stirs up the rubble, sending some of it flying. A piece hits 808, sending her spinning. When she recenters herself, she glares at it.

"Hey! Watch it!" Peppermint snaps.

It turns its head to look at 808. Its wagging slows a bit. The KEM-0N0's eyes pulse, like it's apologizing.

808 flies closer, turning into her cat form and landing on it. She meows as she licks the top of its head.

Chai chuckles.

"Guess we made a new friend!"

Rating:
  • General Audiences
Archive Warning:
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
  • Gen
Character:
  • Chai
  • Peppermint
Relationship:
  • Chai & Peppermint
Additional Tags:
  • Outsider POV
  • Post-Game
  • Fluff
  • Angst
  • Friendship

Uneven

Request:

Sent by dancing-with-mayoi. Is as follows: "I have an idea for a fic if you'd want to write it...Basically, Chai and Peppermint are sharing some guilt over their actions towards each other in the early game. Pep feels really guilty because she forced Chai into her mission to stop Kale, and now that the adrenaline has worn off, he's paying the price. (Very sore not just from the fighting wounds, but his arm as well.) Chai feels just as bad because he was nowhere near pleasant towards her, kept throwing wrenches into her plans, generally being annoying, etc. Hopefully, a talk amongst them can dispel any concerns that they may have over the other hating them."

Work Text:

"Hey...Chai? Can we talk...?"
"Uh—sure. What's up?"

"I—" Peppermint stops, sighs, then starts again. "How...how are you holding up?"

"Eh. Could be worse."

She looks away. He tilts his head.

"How are you holding up?"
"Me? You're the one that was getting thrown around!"
"It wasn't that bad. You're the one with personal stakes in all this—being family and all that."
"...Yeah. I guess."

Chai's brow furrows.

"You haven't answered my question, y'know."
"Oh—I...I'm fine."
"You sure?"
"Yeah."

It goes quiet for a bit.

Then, Chai says, "Thanks."
"For...what?"

"...For, uh...ask—cari—" He stops with a huff. After a beat, he continues. "Putting up with my bullshit."

"Wh—you don't need to thank me for that."
"Yeah I do."
"Well—thanks for helping me. With everything. Even though you got hurt, and almost..."
"Died?"
"...Yeah." Her reply comes out a whisper.
"Well, I didn't. And...it's no biggie. I'd say we're even."
"No biggie...? Even? You risked your life to help me! How are we even?!"
"Like I said, you put up with m—my shit. So. Even."
"That's not even close to being even, Chai!"
"Sure it is."
"In what world?!"

"In this one, where I was a shithead to you because—well—I don't know. But I was a total asshole. And you didn't..."
He trails off, his gaze dropping to the floor.

"...Yeah. You were kind of a dick. But I was, too. So we're even."

When Chai grins, she huffs.

"About this specifically. We aren't even when it comes to you helping me."
"Yeah we are."
"No! We aren't!"

Peppermint shakes her head, a scowl on her face.

"Why not?"
"Because, Chai! You—you took down all of the department heads—"
"We did that together, actually."
"—you got rid of Kale, destroyed SPECTRA, found my mom—"
"We also did that together."
"—and you weren't mad that I...I lied to you." Her voice cracks.

"What?"

"A-About Kale—and Mom. How we're related."
"...I don't understand. You never lied. You just didn't talk about it. That's not lying."
"I—I guess. I still hid it."

"Hey, if I was related to him, I wouldn't wanna tell anyone either. He's a total dickbag. And you couldn't have told me you were related to Roxanne without me knowing it meant you're also related to him."

"...That's true."

They sit in the quiet for a bit.

"This still doesn't make us even," Peppermint says.

Chai huffs. "Look, I won't keep arguing about this, but it totally does. You don't owe me anything. Okay?"

She stares at the floor.

"Okay, Peppermint?"

He sighs when she still doesn't respond.

"...Y'know," he says after another moment of silence, "if you wanna do something for me, I..."
He trails off. When he continues, his voice is quiet.
"A hug would be nice."

Peppermint chuckles, shaking her head. She pulls him into a firm hug.

They stay like that for a little while.

Before she pulls away, she murmurs, "Still not even," quiet enough that he doesn't hear.

Rating:
  • General Audiences
Archive Warning:
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
  • F/F
Character:
  • Peppermint
  • Korsica
Relationship:
  • Korsica/Peppermint
Additional Tags:
  • Korsica's POV
  • Post-Game
  • Established Relationship
  • Arcade Date

I Would Do Anything to See Your Smile

Request:

Sent by pixxyofice. Is as follows: "hmmmmmmmmm korsimint arcade moments. what in the arcade? up to you, if that's alright!"

Work Text:

"So...what do you wanna do first?" Peppermint asks as they walk into the arcade.

Korsica scans around for anything that catches her eye. This being her first time here, most things do.

The place is covered wall-to-wall with neon signs and posters. There are games as far as the eye can see. They range from the classics to things she's never heard of. Clusters of people are scattered about.

"I'm not sure," Korsica admits. "There's a lot more games here than I was expecting."
"Yeah, they've expanded a lot over the years."

Peppermint turns to her and smiles.

"Why don't I show you around? Then we can decide on something to play. Or play as we go. Whichever."
"Sounds like a plan," Korsica replies, returning the smile.
"Great!"

Peppermint grabs her hand and gently tugs her forward. Korsica chuckles. She intertwines their fingers.

The two walk around for a bit, just looking at all the games. None of them really catch Korsica's eye. Peppermint never stops to play any, so none must've interested her so far either.

That is, until they come to a sudden stop near the back. There's less people here.

Peppermint gasps.
"No way! I can't believe they brought it back!"

She lets go of Korsica, rushing towards what looks to be some sort of shooter. The screen reads, "Gun About 2 - The Incredibly Super Real."

Interesting name.

Korsica walks over to her, one brow raised.

"What do you mean?"

"I thought they got rid of this game ages ago," Peppermint explains. "It just disappeared one day! I had no clue they brought it back!"

Korsica can't help but smile at her enthusiasm. Her eyes are alight with joy. The lights from the screen make her almost glow.

"Let's play it," she says, already reaching for her wallet.
Peppermint turns to her, eyes wide. "Really? You wanna play it?"
"Yeah. If you like it so much, it must be good."

Peppermint's shocked expression turns back into delight as she positively beams. Korsica blushes lightly.

"Don't go easy on me just because we're girlfriends," she says as she inserts a couple quarters into the machine.

Peppermint picks up the gun nearest to her. Her beam turns into a smirk.

"Wouldn't dream of it."

Rating:
  • General Audiences
Archive Warning:
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
  • Gen
Character:
  • Peppermint
  • 808
  • Chai
Relationship:
  • 808 & Chai & Peppermint
Additional Tags:
  • Peppermint's POV
  • Post-Game
  • Transfeminine Chai
  • Fluff
  • Makeup
  • Self-Discovery
  • Chai and Peppermint are Siblings

Learning to Understand

Requests:

Sent by anonymous. Is as follows: "My prompt: chai and peppermint being adoptive siblings sillies (fluff)"

continuation of Incidence of Metamorphosis

Work Text:

Peppermint sets all of her makeup supplies down in relatively neat piles. 808 keeps messing them up. She huffs, shooing her. 808 hurries away, presumedly to see Chai, based off of the sound of a door opening.

Looking over, she watches as Chai walks over to her. 808 is in his arms.

"So," Chai says as he sits down on the floor in front of her.
"So," Peppermint replies.
808 meows.

They both look at her and chuckle.

Then, Chai picks her up and sets her aside. He grabs a shade of blush and a brush.
"You ready to be bedazzled?"

Peppermint snorts. "I don't know about that. We don't even have rhinestones or anything."
"Well, maybe we should get some, then," he replies as he starts putting the blush on her.

"Sure. Just no glitter."
"Eugh—you don't need to tell me that."
"I figured you'd like that stuff."

"Hell no!"
His words are punctuated by the blush case clicking shut.
"Glitter is the fucking worst. It gets everywhere and then never comes out. I'd rather die than willingly buy any, much less put it on my face!"

"Well...good to know we're on the same page."

As Chai picks out some eyeshadow colors, 808 hops up onto his shoulder. She purrs when he reaches up to scratch under chin with one hand.

Peppermint smiles. She leans forward a bit so she can give 808 a few pats on the head.

She moves back once Chai settles on a color. She shuts her eyes.

As he starts applying it to her, she wonders if she should bring up something that's been on her mind since their earlier conversation. But she's not even sure how to.

"You're doing your thinking frown. What's up?"
"Wh—" She huffs a laugh. "My 'thinking frown'?"
"Yeah, you always get this like...tiny frown when you're thinking about something. So, what is it?"
"I just...was wondering about what you wanna be called now," Peppermint explains. "If you even want to be called anything different."

"Whaddya mean?"
"Well—you're sort of a girl."
"Yeah."
"So do you want to be called a different name? Different pronouns and stuff?"
"Oh."

The feel of the brush against her skin disappears. Hesitantly, she opens her eyes.

Chai's brow is furrowed. He's looking away from her, down at the eyeshadow in his hand.

808 nudges the side of his face. She makes a soft questioning noise.

He sets it aside, grabbing a different color.
"I don't know," he finally replies as he puts the new color on the brush.

Peppermint shuts her eyes again.

"I don't really wanna change my name," he continues, "but I dunno about anything else."
"We could try it out if you want."
"Try it out?"
"Yeah. Like...I could try using she/her on you. Or they/them. Whichever sounds better."

He hums.

"Could...could you do she/her?" Chai asks. Then, after a moment she says, "You can open your eyes, I'm gonna do your eyeliner."

Peppermint opens her eyes. "Okay."

While she looks for the eyeliner pencil that 808 batted away earlier, Peppermint thinks of how to go about this.

After another moment, she clears her throat to catch Chai's attention. Then, she says, "Have you seen Chai today? She looks great!"

It's weird talking about her like she isn't there when Peppermint's just saying this to her directly.

Chai freezes. Then, she whirls towards Peppermint, eyes wide.

"Wh-what?"
Did I do something wrong?

"Can you say something else like that?"
"Uh—sure."

She pauses for a second to think.

"Do you know Chai? She's my best friend. I think you'd like her."

Slowly, a grin creeps onto Chai's face.
"Feels right!"

"Oh. Good!" Peppermint returns her smile.

"So—just she/her?"
"...Yeah."
"Okay, cool."
He laughs breathlessly. "Yeah!"

Rating:
  • General Audiences
Archive Warning:
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
  • Gen
Character:
  • Roquefort
  • Stray Dog
Relationship:
  • Roquefort & Stray Dog
Additional Tags:
  • Roquefort's POV
  • Pre-Canon
  • Fluff
  • Angst
  • Injured Animal

Picking Up Strays

Requests:

Sent by just-animaxiz. Is as follows: "Roquefort being an animal lover (canon when you use 808’s showtime on his human form in battle) and he saw an injured stray animal (cat or dog) and aided them a bit."

Work Text:

It's as he's on his way home, stopped at a stop sign, that Roquefort sees the poor thing. It's a mangy, scrawny hound, lapping at a puddle on the sidewalk further ahead. As he drives closer, he peers at it. There was already cause for concern; now it's grown, thanks to him noticing that it's got one of its hind legs held up.

He comes to a stop a little ways away and parks his car. After getting out and grabbing his cane, he cautiously approaches it. He calls out to it gently so as to not startle it too much.

"Hey there, poochie."

The dog jolts, then whirls towards him. Its ears fold back against its head, tail tucking between its legs.

"It's alright, I won't hurt you," he says.

Adjusting his grip on his cane, Roquefort kneels down and holds a hand out to it. It shies away. After a moment, when he doesn't move, it hesitantly steps closer. When he remains still, it pads even closer. It sniffs at his hand. It looks up at him with its big, brown eyes.

He offers it a smile.

Continuing to stare at him, the dog tilts its head a bit.

He tilts his own head, though he does so in order to get a better look at its neck to see if it has a collar on. Which it...doesn't. He frowns.

Roquefort shifts his gaze to its injured leg. It's hard to tell what exactly is wrong with it from here. It doesn't seem to be bleeding, though, which is good. Most likely just broken.

He hums thoughtfully. The only animal hospital on the island is a decent ways away. Roquefort will have to convince it to get into his car somehow.

He doesn't have any treats on him, unfortunately. But perhaps asking will work? It has in the past. Not always, but enough for him to figure it's worth a shot.

"Do you want to go for a ride?" he asks it.
Its ears perk up. It tilts its head to the other side.

Slowly standing up, he turns, gesturing for it to follow as he says, "Come on, then."

The dog pads after him as he makes his way back to his car. It hurries ahead a bit, stopping by the rear door. He chuckles when he sees its tail wagging.

Upon reaching the car, he opens the passenger side door. The dog stares for a moment, before it moves to climb in, only to be stopped by Roquefort putting his cane in front of it.

"You'll hurt yourself, little pup. Give me a moment, and I'll get you in."

Leaning his cane against the door, he slowly reaches towards it. It stares at him. Its ears fold back a bit, but otherwise it doesn't react. Carefully, he picks it up, being mindful of its leg and its reaction. He's a bit surprised that it isn't squirming around, but thankful. That means it's less likely to hurt itself further.

Gently, Roquefort sets it down on the seat. It remains perfectly still, aside from turning to look at him. He frowns.

Poor thing must've froze up.

Grabbing his cane, he shuts the door, then makes his way around to the drivers side.

As he gets in and buckles up, he wonders about the pooch's owner. After all, dogs don't just magically wind up on Vandelay Island. It's owner has to be around somewhere. Hopefully, it has a chip.

Roquefort starts the car and glances over at it. It's still sitting there, just staring at him.

He sighs. Then, he offers it another smile and gently pats it on the back. "Don't worry, poochie. I'll sort this out."

Rating:
  • General Audiences
Archive Warning:
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
  • Gen
Character:
  • Rekka
  • Zanzo
Relationship:
  • Rekka & Zanzo
Additional Tags:
  • Outsider POV
  • Pre-Canon
  • Frenemies

Get Ready to Rumble

Requests:

Sent by just-animaxiz. Is as follows: "Rekka and Zanzo being bored and they decided to collab to have a “testing fight” with Rekka fighting Zanzo’s inventions"

Work Text:

"What do you want, Zanzo?" Rekka asks as soon as the call connects.

"I was thinking! I need to test some of my latest and greatest creations," he explains, dramatically posing as he speaks. "And I thought: all of these lousy, uninspired, WEAK DUM-1Es are destroyed in mere moments! I need a much tougher volunteer!"

"So...you're asking Rekka to beat up your bots?"
He grins. "Yes!"

"Hmm." She narrows her eyes. Then, she smirks. "Rekka'll be down in R&D before you can say, "Get ready to rumble!'"

About 10 minutes later, Rekka bursts into R&D. She looks around, but Zanzo is nowhere to be found.

With a huff, she makes her way into the waiting room for the first test chamber. She stomps up to the receptionist desk. But before she can say anything, the speakers overhead crackle.

"You didn't get here before I could say, "Get ready to rumble,'" Zanzo states, his voice echoing through the room. "But no matter! Proceed into the chamber!"

Grumbling, she does as told. The doors shut and lock behind her.

"What is Rekka up against?" she asks as she rolls her shoulders.
"As stated earlier: my latest and greatest creations!"
She slams her fists together with a scowl. "Which are what?!"

When a barely audible squeak comes in through the speakers, she smirks.

"W-Well—" He laughs nervously. That laughter turns a bit more maniacal after a moment. "Why don't I show you?"

A hatch on one of the walls opens up. A large, black, grey, and yellow robot flies through it, landing in the center of the room. It stands up straight and looks at her. Then, it lets out an odd sounding roar as its hands spin, changing into buzzsaws.

"Rekka, DM-ET1L! DM-ET1L, Rekka."

Rekka stares at it, wide-eyed. Then, she chuckles as she starts to pull off her gloves.

"I'm gonna enjoy tearing you apart," she tells it with a wicked grin.

Rating:
  • General Audiences
Archive Warning:
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
  • F/F
Character:
  • Korsica
  • Peppermint
  • 808
Relationship:
  • Korsica/Peppermint
  • 808 & Korsica
  • 808 & Peppermint
Additional Tags:
  • Multiple POV
  • Post-Game
  • Established Relationship
  • Fluff
  • Morning Routines
  • Disability

Morning Routines

Requests:

Sent by pixxyofice. Is as follows: "korsica and peppermint morning routine"

Work Text:

Korsica's alarm blares, waking Peppermint, 808, and her. The former groans, pulling the covers up, over her head. The latter sits up, grabbing her phone to turn the alarm off. 808 stands up, circles a few times, then lies back down.

After pecking the top of Peppermint's head (despite the blanket), Korsica gets up. She grabs her sleeves. Pulling them on as she decides what to wear, she thinks about what she has to get done today. A meeting with Ms. Vandelay to discuss remodeling the security wing. Figuring out more permanent fixes for the nodes...

Flexing her fingers, she stretches her arms out in front of her. She takes a deep breath. With shaking hands, she pulls her clothes on. Fully dressed, she heads out of the room and into the bathroom.

Grabbing Peppermint's hairbrush, she starts brushing her hair. After almost dropping it, though, she goes back into the bedroom to grab her stabilizers and put them on. Once they're hooked up, she flexes her hands. She sighs.

Pulling her hair up into a ponytail with steadier hands, Korsica looks at herself in the mirror. Her eyes land on the scar on her cheek. After a moment of contemplation, she gets her concealer out. Dabbing some on, she covers the scar as best she can. Once she's satisfied, she starts brushing her teeth.

While she does that, 808 gets up. Hopping out of her bed on Peppermint's desk, she stretches, then shakes herself. Glancing at the bed, she makes a soft, curious sound. She pads out of the room.

Peering into the bathroom, she watches Korsica for a few seconds. She doesn't seem to notice 808. So, she pads towards Chai's room to seek attention from him. Upon finding that his door is shut, however, she huffs and heads back for Peppermint's room.

Hopping up, onto the bed, 808 nudges Peppermint's head.

Unfortunately for her, Peppermint is already fast asleep. She murmurs softly, squeezing the pillow in her arms.

So, 808 starts meowing. Loudly.

Peppermint groans. Korsica hurries into the room, eyes wide. When she sees what's going on, though, she chuckles.

"Morning, 808," she says as she walks over.

Scooping her up and holding her with one arm, Korsica leans down. She uses her free hand to pull the covers down just enough to reveal Peppermint's temple. She gives her a peck.

"I'll see you later, love," she tells Peppermint.

She gets a mumble in response.

With a smile, she leaves the room, petting 808 as she walks. She stops to set her down on the couch. She gives her one last pat on the head before heading into the kitchen. 808 mewls, hurrying after her.

Korsica grabs a protein bar and a bottle of water. She also grabs a breakfast bar, which she leaves on the counter, along with a hastily written note. Then, taking a bite of her bar, she heads for the door.

808 mewls again, catching her attention.

"Sorry, girl, but I have to get to work."

Her tail droops. Korsica sighs. After a moment of thought, however, she smiles.

Walking over to Chai's door, she opens it a smidge. 808 immediately perks up, racing into his room. Korisca chuckles as she heads back for the front door and exits into the hall outside.

A few hours later, Peppermint wakes up to a quiet, empty bedroom. She isn't upset or surprised by this.

Sitting up with a yawn, she stretches her arms up, over her head, the covers falling off of her. After throwing them the rest of the way off, she scoots to the edge of the bed. She grabs her crutches from their spot against the wall. After positioning them just-so, she carefully stands up, using them as support. Then, she slips her arms through the cuffs one at a time.

Grabbing the handles, Peppermint makes her way out and into the kitchen. She thinks about what she needs to get done today. Helping to look through applicants, rewriting some code...all things she can get done from here. Which means minimal walking and she gets to stay in her pajamas.

She smiles when she sees the bar Korsica left out for her. Leaning against the counter, she eats the breakfast bar and reads the note. A light blush spreads across her face.

Once she's done, she stops by the fridge for a bottle of iced coffee, which she puts in the bag attached to one of her crutches. Then, she heads for the bathroom.

As she brushes her teeth, she absentmindedly wonders where 808 ran off to. Either she went with Korsica to work—unlikely—or is with Chai. But she's pretty sure he closed his door last night. Then again, though, 808's smart enough to figure out how to open a door.

Once she's done in the bathroom, she heads over to her workspace. It shouldn't take her too long to get her work done. Then, she can play video games. Or work on a pet project she's been meaning to get started. Hmm...

Carefully sitting down at her desk, Peppermint grabs her iced coffee, and sets her crutches aside. Turning her PC on, she scoots her chair in and cracks her knuckles.

Rating:
  • General Audiences
Archive Warning:
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
  • Gen
Character:
  • Chai
  • 808
  • CNMN
Relationship:
  • 808 & Chai
  • Chai & CNMN
Additional Tags:
  • Chai's POV
  • Post-Game
  • Sickfic

Chai Catches a Cold

Request:

Sent by anonymous. Is as follows: "Hi! If you're taking more requests, can we see a sick Chai? Bonus points if it takes place during some kinda mission the gang is doing!"

Work Text:

Chai coughs a couple of times. 808 looks at him worriedly. The sound of his hacking ricochets off the walls of the hideout. Once he's caught his breath, he sighs, sniffling.

Nuzzling the underside of his jaw, 808 starts purring. Her ears are folded back against her head.

He pats her side, offering her a smile.

"I'm fine. It's just a dumb cold." He sniffles. "I'll die of boredom sooner than from this."

She mewls, nuzzling him again. Chai huffs. Which makes him cough a moment later.

"Do you need more cough drops, Mr. Chai?" CNMN calls from the kitchen, where he's making soup.

He rolls his eyes. "No, I'm fine."

Despite him saying that, 808 gets up to fetch him one from the bag on the side table. She sets it on his chest. He glances down at it, then knocks it to the floor. She tilts her head.

Patting her on the head, Chai says, "Again: I'm fine." He sighs heavily. "I don't get why everyone's making a big deal about this," he grumbles.

Peppermint, Macaron, and Korsica had all gone out to investigate the room under the SPECTRA building that had unlocked. They said he couldn't come because of this stupid cold. Normally, he'd be thankful to not have to go with. But he's annoyed and antsy. He doesn't get why he wasn't allowed to go. It's just a cold. He feels fine. He's fine.

Chai sneezes about ten times. They're all perfectly in-time with the fairly aggressive rock song playing. Which is a bit of a problem, because the BPM is in the upper 100s.

He groans once his sneezing fit has passed. Grabbing a tissue from the box next to the couch on the floor, he blows his nose. Then, he tosses it at the nearby bin. He frowns, shutting his eyes when it doesn't land inside of it.

808 frowns, curling up on his chest with her head tucked under his chin. She starts purring again. He starts petting her in response.

With a sigh, he figures he may as well just take a nap. It's not like he has anything better to do.

Rating:
  • General Audiences
Archive Warning:
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
  • Gen
Character:
  • Chai
  • 808
Relationship:
  • 808 & Chai
Additional Tags:
  • Outsider POV
  • No Plot/Plotless
  • Fluff

You Can Pet the Cat!

Request:

Sent by toko-naegi. Is as follows: "May i request a fic of chai playing/cuddling with 808? Pretty please?"

Work Text:

Chai holds his hand up. 808 hits it with her paw. He claps his hands together. Then, he holds his other hand up. She hits it. He claps again, then puts both hands up. She makes a mrr sound as she shakes her head, backing away.

"What? You don't like say, say, oh playmate?"
She narrows her eyes. Her tail flicks.
"Okay, fine...what about this?"

He scoops her up, tossing her into the air. Catching on immediately, she turns into her ball form. Catching her one-handed, he chuckles, then throws her a few more times. On his last one, he sends her towards the pillow she usually sleeps on. Partway to it, she turns back into her cat form. When she lands, she's on her feet.

With a smile, 808 hops towards him. She licks Chai's cheek, earning her another chuckle and a pat on the head. Then, she climbs onto his chest, circles a few times, and lies down.

He quirks a brow at her. After a moment, he shrugs, stretching his legs out so he takes up the whole couch. Setting one hand on top of her, he absentmindedly pets her.

Rating:
  • General Audiences
Archive Warning:
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
  • M/M
Character:
  • Chai
  • Macaron
Relationship:
  • Chai/Macaron
Additional Tags:
  • Macaron's POV
  • Post-Game
  • Established Relationship
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Cuddles

No One Ever Cared About Me Like You

Requests:

Sent by anonymous. Is as follows: "Could you do like a hurt/comfort of Chai and Macaron? I want this to be a ship fic, so Macaron and Chai are in love, and Macaron is comforting Chai. For the story, I like the thought of them cuddling, and Chai would suddenly drop some lore of how "No one ever cared about me like you." (I got this from the prompts you provided), and he’d still be vague like it was rough growing up because no one really cared about him. Chai is just so grateful to have Macaron, and it’s a little tough for him to say this because feelings are hard for him to understand and express openly, but he really felt like this is important to say to Macaron who has done so much for him."

Work Text:

They're lying together in bed, Chai on Macaron's chest with his arm draped over his side and Macaron's arms wrapped around him, when he says it.

"No one ever cared about me like you."

It's said so softly, Macaron almost doesn't hear it. When he glances down to look at him, Chai's eyes are closed, as though he's about to fall asleep.

Macaron frowns. "What do you mean?" he asks.

When he doesn't get a response after a few moments, he assumes Chai did fall asleep. But then, he replies.

"I never..." He frowns. "When—before, y'know, I didn't really...it was just—me. I mean, I had family. Friends, sorta. But...I...they...things were difficult."

Macaron adjusts his hold on him, making it a bit firmer.

"No one was there for you? Not even your family?"
Chai shrugs. "Sorta. Kinda."
"I'm...I'm so sorry. You deserve better than that."

He smiles as Macaron squeezes him, nuzzling his hair.

"It's alright. 'Cause things are different now. With you. You're so..."
He trails off, sounding uncertain. His brow is furrowed the way it always is when he's thinking.

"...Good," Chai eventually settles on. "You're really, really good to me. And I appreciate it. A lot. And I—I love you."
"You don't need to thank me for that. I love you, too. You know that, right?"

Opening his eyes, he tilts his head so he can look up at Macaron. He grins. "Yeah. You're really good at reminding me."

Macaron smiles back.

Rating:
  • General Audiences
Archive Warning:
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
  • M/M
Character:
  • Chai
  • Macaron
Relationship:
  • Chai/Macaron
Additional Tags:
  • Chai's POV
  • Post-Game
  • Established Relationship
  • Fluff
  • First Kiss

First Kiss (And Then Some)

Requests:

Sent by anonymous. Is as follows: "Omggg, I loved your Macaron/Chai fic!!! If it’s okay, could do another? I wanted kisses (💕 ) for this idea, and this would be super fluffy with Macaron and Chai having their first kiss together!!! I love this idea because as much as Chai acts all confident, he’d be super flustered about their first kiss. Like they’d be together, and there’s this tender moment where it’s a perfect kiss moment, and Chai kinda messes it up by kissing Macaron too fast. His face is rapidly turning red, and it’s spreading to his ears and everything. Macaron is also flustered, but amused by the boy’s reaction. Then the man would say that that wasn’t a kiss at all! He barely felt it! After a bit of convincing, they have a proper kiss, a little longer this time, and Macaron would hold Chai close. Chai’s so red by the end of the kiss, but he’s so starry eyed from it. Then Macaron proceeds to just bombard the younger male’s face with kisses because Chai looks too cute to stop after one kiss. They’re both close together and laughing by the end of it."

Work Text:

"Hey, Mac!" Chai calls as he walks into his office.
"Oh—hi, Chai! What're you doing down here?"
"Just stoppin' by to see my favorite guy."
Macaron chuckles. "How sweet of you!"

Walking over to his desk, Chai hops onto it. He leans forward. His legs start swinging back and forth with the beat.

"So...whatcha been up to?"

"I've been working on hiring some human programmers, alongside some updates for the PGR-0101s! And, of course, I'm still trying to get CNMN repaired. I wish I could make that my main priority, but there's so many other things to get..."

Chai watches as Macaron crosses his arms. The way his brow furrows, and the corners of his mouth turn down. But then, back up again, laugh lines becoming more pronounced, and his dimple becoming visible as he starts talking about how understanding CNMN is. His eyes crinkle a little. They almost seem to sparkle with joy. But maybe that's just the light reflecting off of his glasses.

He can't help but watch the way Macaron's mouth moves as he talks. Everything, down to the slightest twitch, is perfectly in time.

Chai's tongue darts out of his mouth to wet his own lips. His face feels a bit warm.

"...been up to. What about you?"
I wanna kiss you.
"Chai?"
"I wanna kiss you."
Macaron's eyes widen.

Chai jolts as he realizes he said that out loud the second time. He almost can't believe he did. His face gets even warmer. When a grin starts to spread across Macaron's face, the warmth spreads into his ears.

"I, uh..."
"You've been wanting to kiss me lately...?"

"No! I mean—yeah—though, I wouldn't really say lately, 'cause I've sorta wanted to since way before I asked you out—"

"Oh. Really?" Macaron asks, brows raising.
Chai's gaze flicks away as he tugs on his scarf. "...Yeah."
"Why didn't you say anything sooner?"

As he asks, he scoots his chair closer to Chai.

"Iunno. I mean—kinda weird to just...say it, isn't it? But...um...since we're talking about it..."

He looks up at Macaron coyly. He moves to the edge of the desk. Reaching for him, Chai gently grabs the front of his jacket and tugs.

Macaron chuckles. Moving closer, he leans forward, into his space. His grin becomes a bit more sheepish as he starts to blush, too.

A single beat passes.

Chai leans in and kisses him. The music swells.

But before another full beat can even pass, he pulls away. His face and ears are almost as red as his scarf. The song diminuendos.

Macaron blinks, brow furrowed. He's still smiling and blushing, though. After a moment, he chuckles and shakes his head.

"You've been wanting to kiss me all this time, and that's it?"
"I—uh—" Chai fiddles with his scarf. "...I guess?"
"Where's my confident, devil-may-care rockstar?"
"Wh-What are you talkin' about? I'm right here!"
"You didn't even kiss me for a full second."
"Well—I—"
"I didn't even get the chance to kiss you."

Macaron leans even closer. He sets his hands on either side of Chai. His smile is more coy now, but there's still a genuine sheepishness to it.

The tempo quickens. Chai starts drumming his fingers against Macaron's chest. His eyes slowly wander until they meet Macaron's.

They lean in at the same time. The music swells again.

Macaron places one of his hands on Chai's back, and the other against his side. In turn, Chai's drumming fingers curl, grabbing at Macaron's jacket again.

When they both pull away, Chai's eyes are wide and sparkling. Somehow, his face and ears are even redder than before.

Macaron grins. He leans in and kisses him again, but this time on the cheek. Then the other. From there, the kisses just don't stop coming. Chai's quickly snapped out of his state of awe by it, as he snorts.

The next time Macaron goes to kiss him, Chai tilts his head to get in another one on the lips. This catches Macaron off-guard, effectively ending his onslaught of them.

As Chai pulls away, he smirks. "Just can't get enough of me, huh?"
Macaron blinks, then laughs. "There he is."

Rating:
  • General Audiences
Archive Warning:
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
  • F/F
Character:
  • Korsica
  • Peppermint
Relationship:
  • Korsica/Peppermint
Additional Tags:
  • Korsica's POV
  • Post-Game
  • Established Relationship
  • Fluff
  • Park Date

Park Date

Requests:

Sent by pixxyofice. Is as follows: "sometimes I just wanna read about korsica and peppermint going on a date. This is a request if you wanna"

Work Text:

It's a nice, breezy afternoon. The streets are a bit busy, but that's to be expected at this time of day. It's noisy. Could be worse, though.

Korsica breathes in deeply as she walks down the street. The fresh air smells good. The corners of her mouth quirk up. It's nice being outside after having been cooped up in her office all day.

As she nears one of the entrances to the park she's been making her way towards, she starts looking for Peppermint. She doesn't seem to be around. Korsica's brow furrows.

Coming to a stop, she pulls her phone out. Unlocking it, she's met with the sight of her work email's inbox. There's a new one. Immediately, she goes to open it up, but she hesitates right before her finger meets the screen. Her eyes flit up to read the subject. It's nothing pressing. Still, she should probably at least—

Korsica shuts her eyes. It'll be fine. I can get to it later.

She takes a deep breath.

She closes out of her email.

Opening up her texts, she taps on Peppermint's contact. Right as Korsica starts typing, the pleasant sound of her voice floats through the air.

"Hey! I, uh, didn't keep you waiting too long, did I?"
Tucking her phone away, she smiles. "No, not at all."
"Good." Peppermint returns her smile.

Korsica finds her gaze being drawn to the red, zip-up hoodie she's wearing. Something about it makes warmth blossom in her chest.

"I like your jacket."
"Thanks. I like your...outfit."
"Thank you."

There's a faint blush on Peppermint's face. She looks away, running her fingers through her hair.

Korsica smooths down the front of her blue dress. Then, she adjusts her jacket and gloves.

"Well...shall we?" she asks after a moment, offering her arm to her.

Peppermint meets her eyes. She smiles and takes it.

Together, they walk into the park. As they go, they chat about their days. It's similar for both of them: work, work, and more work. The amount has lessened a good bit, though. A few months ago, it was an endless sea. It's a lot more manageable now.

After a bit of walking and talking, Peppermint pulls Korsica to a nearby bench. She pulls away to plop down onto it.

"You alright?" Korsica asks as she sits down next to her.
"Yeah, just tired," she replies, leaning against her.

Her face gets warm. After a moment of hesitation, she wraps her arm around Peppermint.

The breeze is gentle and cool. The sky is a gentle grey-blue, though it's beginning to grow darker. Clouds overhead block out most of the sun, hiding its steady descent.

Someone's playing fetch with their dog nearby. There's a group of students having a study picnic. Some joggers and bikers fly past. Kids are playing on the playground somewhere behind them, their laughter filling the air.

Korsica smiles. Everything's so much livelier than it used to be. Or maybe that's just what she thinks because she didn't have the time to enjoy it until now.

She gives Peppermint a squeeze. "Thanks for asking me out today."
"You don't have to thank me," she replies.
"Yes, I do. I needed this. I wouldn't have come out here on my own."
She chuckles. "I guess we're both each other's excuse to get out."
"I guess so," Korsica says with a laugh.

Rating:
  • General Audiences
Archive Warning:
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
  • Gen
Character:
  • Chai
  • 808
  • Peppermint
  • Korsica
  • CNMN
  • Macaron
Relationship:
  • The Tea-m
Additional Tags:
  • Multiple POV
  • Post-Game
  • Fluff
  • Shenanigans

I Survived

Requests:

Sent by infernal-fox. Is as follows: "For the writing thing: Chai finding out about the corporate t-shirts (from the finance level) of ‘I survived the defect incident” and getting one, to the dismay of absolutely everyone"

Work Text:

It's as Chai is looking through the many things he picked up along his way through Vandelay that he finds it. It's nothing particularly special on the surface. Just another log. It's contents, though, are special. So special that he can't help but laugh as he reads it.

I have to get one of those.

He realizes after a beat that they wouldn't have made any. Considering, y'know, Kale blew himself up and all.

Guess I'll have to call in a favor.

 

The gang—sans Chai, who they're waiting for—are in the cafeteria having lunch. They're chatting about nothing in particular. Just work things, future plans, and whatnot.

808's ears twitch right before they hear their missing member call out, "Hey guys!"

They all turn to greet him—and then freeze.

Peppermint's eyes widen. "Chai, what the fuck are you wearing?"

It's a rather simple looking white hoodie. On the front, it says, "I Survived The Project Armstrong Defect Fiasco."

"What? You don't like it?" he asks as he walks over. There's a big, stupid grin plastered on his face.
"...How did you even get that?" Korsica questions.
"Had to pull a few strings—it was a real pain in the ass—but! I managed! And I think it was totally worth it."

CNMN tilts their head. "But...why?"
"'Cause it's hilarious!"
"I suppose it is a little humorous."
Chai huffs. "Oh, c'mon! You get it, right, Mac?"
"Uh...sorry, little guy..."

He frowns, slumping forward with his hands stuffed into the hoodie's pocket.

808 hops onto his shoulder. She nudges the side of his face. Smiling, he reaches up to scritch her behind the ears.

"Well, at least I got you on my side."
Peppermint rolls her eyes.

Rating:
  • General Audiences
Archive Warning:
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
  • F/F
Character:
  • Peppermint
  • Korsica
Relationship:
  • Korsica/Peppermint
Additional Tags:
  • Peppermint's POV
  • Post-Game
  • Pre-Relationship
  • Pining

I Want What’s Right in Front of Me

Requests:

Sent by anonymous. Is as follows: "Could we have some Peppermint and Korsica? I love the idea of Peppermint just admiring Korsica. Like maybe the security boss is occupied with something else, so Peppermint can kinda stare at her. She didn’t mean to stare, she just kinda started looking at Korscia’s robotic implants on her arms, then her scars, and then it all just meshes into admiring Korsica. Idk if they’re together or not, that part can be up to you and how it ends. If they’re together this could end in a cheesy fest of kisses and Korsica sorta teasing Peppermint about it. If they’re not, this could end with Peppermint looking away, still yearning to know every part of the other woman. Again, that ending and if they’re together or not can be up to you. I just want the premise of Peppermint staring at her crush hehe."

Work Text:

Peppermint looks over at Korsica. She's doing something on her laptop. There's a small frown on her face, like there always is when she's focusing on something or lost in thought.

Her flexing her fingers, causing her arm stabilizers to shift, catches Peppermint's eye. She's reminded of her plans to make her some new ones. The ones Korsia's had since what happened on the LIFT seem to work fine, but they were made in a rush with what little materials they had at the time. They've already needed repairs quite a few times. Peppermint thought it'd be nice to surprise her with a new pair. Of course, with how busy she is, she never actually had the time to start working on any, and eventually just sort of forgot.

She could start right now.

Instead, she lets her gaze wander.

Her eyes trail up her arms. She can't help but think about how strong Korsica is. Her face starts to feel warm.

Peppermint's eyes eventually find their way up to her chest. The implant there glows a soft blue. The scarring under and around it are lit up by it. It also illuminates a bit of her cleavage that's visible due to the low cut, v-neck of her shirt. Peppermint bites the inside of her cheek. Now her face is very warm.

Eventually, she tears her eyes away to look at her face again. Right as she does, Korsica glances over at her.

When their eyes meet, Peppermint's widen. She quickly turns away.

For the thousandth time, she's left yearning for more. Hoping that Korsica didn't notice her staring. Wishing she could without feeling like she'll ruin everything.

Shaking herself, Peppermint decides to get started on drafting a design for those new stabilizers.

Rating:
  • General Audiences
Archive Warning:
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
  • Gen, F/F, M/M
Character:
  • Peppermint
  • Chai
Relationship:
  • Chai & Peppermint
  • Chai/Macaron
  • Korsica/Peppermint
Additional Tags:
  • Peppermint's POV
  • Post-Game
  • Pre-Relationships
  • Fluff
  • Angst
  • Pining

A Pair of Pining Fools

Requests:

Sent by anonymous. Is as follows: "Could you write a Peppermint and Chai talking about their crushes to each other? Just the two hanging out, maybe Peppermint’s painting Chai’s nails, 808’s on his lap purring, and they were just talking. Maybe Chai brings up something Macaron did for him, and his pale skin flushes a little, and he’s all like, “He’s so sweet ☺️.” Thats what makes Peppermint go “🤨”, and Chai would hurriedly backtrack himself, but of course Peppermint has to calm him down because she also likes someone in their friend group. And that’s how the two would fanboy/fangirl over their respective crushes, feeding into each other’s delusions of love lol."

Work Text:

The hideout is full of chatter, as Peppermint and Chai talk about nothing in particular. How their days were, work stuff, and whatnot. 808's curled up in the latter's lap. She purrs as he absent-mindedly pets her.

"Where'd you get that new pin from?" Peppermint asks, gesturing at it.

It's a pin of a stick of butter on a butter plate. There's text on the plate that says, "Butter late than never!"

Chai grins. "It was in a gift basket Macaron got for me! There was a bunch of other pins, too. I haven't decided what to put them all on yet. It also had Snickers, Doritoes, a pack of picks—and! A new MP3! So now I can listen to whatever whenever I want again!"

"Oh! That was nice of him."

"Yeah..." He blushes as he stares off into the distance. His smile becomes wobbly. "He's so sweet like that."

There's a pause.

Peppermint quirks a brow.

Eyes widening once he notices the look she's giving him, Chai sits up, ramrod straight. He grabs onto his scarf with the hand that's not now clinging to 808.

"I—I mean—it was! Super nice of him! Haha!"

His brow is furrowed. The smile on his face is strained and too big. There's a certain panicked energy in his eyes that Peppermint knows well.

"Chill out," she says with a huff. "I'm not judging. Just...surprised."
"I'm chill! Chillest guy in the room!" He purses his lips, looking away. "And...good."

A moment passes.

"Not like you'd have room to, anyway, with your crush on Korsica," he mutters.
Peppermint smacks his arm, her face heating up. "Hey!"

"What? It's true!"
"Yeah, well—I don't get all lovestruck like you just did!"

"Bullshit! Literally just the other day you were fawning over her! There were cartoon hearts floatin' around your head and everything!"

She glares at him, crossing her arms.

Okay, yeah, maybe she was. It's not her fault Korsica's so pretty.

Chai smirks. She flips him off. He just does it back—so she gives him the double bird.

With a huff, he asks, "When are you gonna ask her out, anyway?"
"Wh—whenever I feel like it! When are you gonna ask him out?"

"...Never," he replies with a shrug.

She gawks at him.

808's ears twitch. The expression on her face shifts, looking more somber.

Peppermint can't tell if it's because of whatever feelings she's getting from their connection, or if it's because he's not petting her anymore. She's more inclined to believe it's the former, though.

"What's with that look?"
"What do you mean never?"

"I...mean...never? I'm not gonna tell him." He shrugs again. "I can live with what we've got. 'Sides, I can always just daydream."

"That's..." Sad. Kind of concerning. Fucked up. Hellish. Relatable.

"...The smart thing to do? Thanks, I know!"
She rolls her eyes. "Shut it. That isn't even close to what I was gonna say."

"What were you gonna say, then?"
"That that's..." She sighs. "...Relatable."
"You're not gonna tell Korsica? Ever?"
"No. Maybe. I...I dunno. I've thought about it, but..." She sighs.

Peppermint wants to. She's planned out exactly where she'd invite Korsica, what outfit to wear, exactly what to say, what sort of gift and flowers to get...everything she'd need. But every time she goes to do it, she backs out. It just never seems like the right time.

His brows go up. "Oh."
"...Why're you surprised?"

"I just figured you'd come up with this whole plan to ask her out, and then she'd be so amazed by how thoughtful and smart you are and say yes, and then...I dunno, you'd makeout or whatever."

Peppermint's eyes widen. "...You think she'd say yes?"
"Well, yeah. Why wouldn't she?"
"Because she doesn't like me. Not like that."
"Sure she does. She's just not obvious about it like you."

"...Okay, first of all, I am not obvious about it. Second of all...how would you even know?"

"'Kay, one: Fawning, cartoon hearts, all that shit. Two: she looks at you the same way. Just discretely. I've seen it, like, twenty times."

"Really...?"
"Yeah."
"Huh."

There's a pause.

"So you gonna ask her out?"
"...Probably. But...if I do, you have to ask Macaron out."
"What? Why?"
"Because he likes you, too."

"...Don't fuck with me like this, Peppermint," he says, eyes narrowing.

She huffs. "I'm not!"
"Are too!"

"Ugh. Just...think about it! He gave you that super thoughtful gift basket, didn't he? And he's always smiley around you. He laughs at all your bad, dumb jokes."

"Yeah, but that's just, like...a friend thing. And he's smiley around basically everyone, he's just a friendly guy." He purses his lips. "And he laughs because they're funny! You just have a bad sense of humor!"

...Okay, so he might be right. About the first two things, anyways. But she doesn't like how Chai's just accepted that it won't work out.

"Well—you still should."
"Why? So I can...embarrass myself? Nah. No thanks."
"How would you embarrass yourself?"

"He'd say no, and then it'd be all awkward and weird. And I'd have to try and dig myself out of the grave I had dug for myself, but it'd be too late for that."

"How do you know he'll say no?"

"Because—" He shuts his mouth. His gaze falls. Face hardening, he continues, "Because he just would."

She frowns. "What if he didn't?"
"What?"
"What if he didn't say no? What if he said yes?"

"Then—I dunno. We'd...makeout, or whatever. But he'll always say no. And I'm never gonna tell him. So it doesn't really matter what'd happen, because nothing'll ever happen."

"It could happen if you just asked him out."

He groans, tilting his head back. "Why are you being so stubborn about this? Shouldn't you be worrying about asking out Korsica?"

"Well, no. Because you're not going to ask out Macaron."
"Dude. Stop being stupid."
"I'm not being stupid!"

"Yes you are!" he exclaims, throwing his hands up. "You're acting like we made some kind of...pact! Which we didn't! And I don't wanna be part of whatever pact you're trying to make!"

They glare at one another.

808's gaze flicks back and forth between them, her eyes wide.

"You worry about you and Korsica," Chai says, "I'll worry about me."

After a moment, Peppermint sighs. She crosses her arms. Her gaze falls.

"...Alright."
"...Cool, cool."